A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
There’s snow one like you.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
You really flipturn me on.
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