My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
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