Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I can score from multiple positions.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
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