Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Girl you are rocking this run.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I can score from multiple positions.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
So how many cats do you have?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
How about you and I form a binary system?
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
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