Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I can score from multiple positions.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You're a good egg.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Love me do
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
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