Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
You are my density!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Funny meat-ing you here.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You really flipturn me on.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
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