If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You are the square to my root.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You are my density!
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.