I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You sweep me off my feet!
You make me want to Twist and Shout
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
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