Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
You have one compact set.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
You had me at taco.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Want to go for a ride?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
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