Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
I feel like we're in tune
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
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