Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
There’s snow one like you.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
You’re Isaacly my type
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
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