Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Girl you are rocking this run.
When are you due back in heaven?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
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