You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Can I claim your baggage?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
How about a kanga-root?
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
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