I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
You look like my future ex wife.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
I feel like we're in tune
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
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