Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I really like you. So does my wife.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
It's always a first class trip with me.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
When are you due back in heaven?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Love me till ice cream.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
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