Can I be one of the men in your box?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Girl you are rocking this run.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Let's do lunge together
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
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