You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
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