Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Want to go for a ride?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
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