So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I feel like we're in tune
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
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