I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You are my density!
You set my heart bonfire.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I can be your travel pillow.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
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