Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Do you squat here often?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
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