I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
So how many cats do you have?
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
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