Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Let's boomerbang!
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
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