What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I can turn your software into hardware.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
You're a good egg.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
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