Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
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