Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
How much will $20 get me?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
When are you due back in heaven?
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Permission to board?
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
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