On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
We should make like your parents and split.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
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