You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Wanna churn butter with me?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
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