I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
We should make like your parents and split.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
You're hotter than a data center!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
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