This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You had me at taco.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
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