I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Know what? I dig you, really!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
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