If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
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