We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Your name is insert name here?
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I think we're mint to be!
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I like long runs on the beach.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
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