Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Wow, you drive me Davi
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
You look like my future ex wife.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
When are you due back in heaven?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You are my butter-half!
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
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