Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You had me at cello.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
I can score from multiple positions.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
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