Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Want to be workout buddies?
You make me want to Twist and Shout
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I love your energy.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Want to go for a ride?
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
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