If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
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