Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You really flipturn me on.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You make my heart skip a beet.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
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