Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Can I hold your hand?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You're such a TEAse.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
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