Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
If you were here, Abby all over you
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Wow, you drive me Davi
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
You're just my cup of tea!
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
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