Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
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