Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I hold your hand?
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
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