If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You just caused a heat wave.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You are one well-defined function!
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
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