If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I really caribou-t you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I could never Passover you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
When are you due back in heaven?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I really caribou-t you.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
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