If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Want to be workout buddies?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
It's always a first class trip with me.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I've only got three months to live.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You looked better when I was drunk.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Nice life preservers.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
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