Let’s make like a banana and split.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Your pace or mine?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
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