Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
You're my missing ingredient.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I love all of your stratified layers!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
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