I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
How was Heaven when you left it?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Do you wanna Ketchup over beer?
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
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