You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Haida there, gorgeous.
Nice Ass-teroid.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
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