If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
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