You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Your pace or mine?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're the thought that counts!
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
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