I Ecuador you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You make my heart skip a beet.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
You can stand under my umbrella.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
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