Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You’re Isaacly my type
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Nathan compares to you
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
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