Nice beach balls, can I play?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Your treat or mine?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
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