Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Let’s put our tulips together.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
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