Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
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