Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
I feel like we're in tune
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
I’m soy into you.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
You leave me Wonton more.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Haida there, gorgeous.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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