I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Do you like free samples?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
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