I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You are my raisin to smile.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
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