By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
How was Heaven when you left it?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Your treat or mine?
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
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