Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
So how many cats do you have?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Wanna churn butter with me?
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
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