There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Your treat or mine?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Nice asteroids.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
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