Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
You're hotter than a data center!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
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