Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
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