Can we still share a netflix account?
You are so right. And I am so left.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
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