Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
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