I think we need to become better strangers.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
"It's not me, it's you!"
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
You looked better when I was drunk.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Can we still share a netflix account?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You are so right. And I am so left.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.