How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
There’s snow one like you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
God was just showing off when he made you.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.