You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
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