Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
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