The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
There’s snow one like you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
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