My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
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