My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
There’s snow one like you.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
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