Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
There’s snow one like you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
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