Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
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