Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
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