Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
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