Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
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