When are you going to invite me to church?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
God was just showing off when he made you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
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