Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
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