I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
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