Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
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