Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
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