Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
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