I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
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