Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
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