Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
There’s snow one like you.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
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