Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
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