I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
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