I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
There’s snow one like you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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