Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
There’s snow one like you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
God was just showing off when he made you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
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