Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.