Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
You are so right. And I am so left.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I think we need to become better strangers.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
We should make like your parents and split.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
We're donion rings.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
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