Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
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