"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
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