Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"You deserve better and so do I."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
You look like my future ex wife.
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