Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
I think we need to become better strangers.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
You are so right. And I am so left.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
We should make like your parents and split.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
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