If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
"My cat doesn't like you."
You are so right. And I am so left.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
You look like my future ex wife.
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