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The Parisian Belle & the Salesman
The owner and head of sales of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in Paris on a buying trip. As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. However, she only spoke French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word the other spoke. He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner. After dinner, he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several night-clubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. He was utterly amazed and took her home. To this very day, he still doesn't know how she guessed that he was a furniture salesman!
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Marriage Puns
Did you hear about the notebook who married a pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.