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Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Easter Puns
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Science Puns
Geology rocks but Geography is where it's at.
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
Rabbit Puns
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
The Geography of Men and Women
They say about women that... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still, a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like France. She has been through war, and vowed never again. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.
Halloween Puns
I hope these Halloween puns don't drive you batty.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Tree Puns
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
Nuts Puns
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Funny Limericks
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that one would win
But alas no pun in ten did.
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
The Professor and the Boatman
A British Anthropology professor travels around Africa, researching his next book. In Zanzibar, he decides to rent a local boat with a guide to travel. The journey is slow, and the boatman is silent. Before long he gets restless and bored. He seeks to converse with the boatman. “Tell me ," he says to him. "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, or Anthropology?” The boatman said, “No, I don’t know any of these.” “Then your brain is too small for me." Said the professor haughtily. "You will probably die of ignorance.” The boatman said nothing. And they awkwardly continued. An hour later, the boat sprung a leak and started to sink. The boatman asked the panicked tourist, “Do you know any swimology and escapolgy from crocodiolgy?” "What??" spluttered the professor. "No!" The boat guy replied, “Well then today you will drownology and crocodilogy will eat your assology.”
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Vegetable Puns
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.