What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
Fresh French fried fly fritters
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!
Eddie edited it.
She saw Sharif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure those were Sharif’s shoes she saw?
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!
I wish you were a fish in my dish.
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
The boot black brought the black boot back.
A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.
Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.
How many saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas
Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Denise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
Through three cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees’ cheese freeze. That’s what made these three free fleas sneeze.
When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminium pan.
Double bubble gum, bubbles double
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Thin grippy thick slippery.
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.