If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.