I decided to add a water fixture to my backyard...
... it's going well
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
It was chipped.
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
You’ve been working too yard.
My neighbor planted dogwood trees in his front yard.
I’m not a huge fan of the bark.
A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...
"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.